【THE TIME CAPSULE MEME】

G-G-G-GO!

rofl today has been a spectacularly shitty day so just leave me a little love for me to see next year! Hopefully this day will not be as shitty hahaha

LOVE FOR ALL MY BITCHES

if I have to do one more delivery at my work

my back will snap into thousands of pieces because it is sick of this bullshit

( so work was shitty today )

I am working so much |: I think I'm only getting one day off -- I have a sneaking suspicion that they're going to call me in on Thursday uuuugughghghghghgh so tired

So work today was NUTS. First of all, I called last night twice to see when I was working but no one ever called me back so I went in first thing in case I had an opening shift only to find that I had come in two hours too early. :/ THEN we find out that the girl who worked yesterday did not stock like she was supposed to -- there were empty shelves ALL OVER THE PLACE and everything was dirty. This made life SUPER HARD when we had a HUUUUUUGE delivery ($16500 worth of stuff) so we just chucked shit anywhere and then had to ORGANIZE IT afterwards and I ended up staying an hour later than I was supposed to because I would have been an asshole to leave the poor lady with all that work.

SPEAKING OF COWORKERS I have only ever met three and two are the store owners / my bosses! Raj and Huntley own the two stores I work at and they are ok! I don`t really have anything to say to them because... there is not a lot to talk about so this makes work super awkward. Raj doesn`t speak very good English and she`s a nice lady but it`s hard to crack jokes. The closest she`s come to a joke I think was screaming BOX FALL ON YOU AND YOU WILL BE DEAD!!!! at me so idkkkk

But Tanya is super nice! She`s like 20 years older than me and has FOUR KIDS and I SOMEHOW ended up telling her my life story / family situation and we bonded over discussing my parent`s divorce (???????) and mutually bitching about the mess the other girl left behind. She also made me a pie and we ate it together.

The delivery guys are super nice too -- we see them twice a week on Mondays and Fridays! We`ve got the one constant guy and whoever he happens to be training. Today it was a HUGE RUSSIAN GUY and I guess he felt bad for me because he`d help me put away boxes while his boss yelled at him. He also told me that if a box fell on me I would die. He kept hitting the top of my head going I MAKE YOU SHORTER HAHAHA I MAKE YOU SHORTER and ALL THIS FOOD MAKES ME HUNGRY TINY GIRL and TINY GIRL YOU EAT THIS FOOD AND MAYBE YOU WILL GROW A BIT BIGGER I don`t know why he yelled everything all the time but it was pretty funny so whatever.

I also had a lady pay a $20 bill with PENNIES AND NICKELS AND DIMES I wanted to KILL MYSELF Tanya just came out and STARED AT HER IN DISBELIEF WITH ME I hope we made her super uncomfortable.

SO YEAH THAT WAS MY DAY.

everyone's doing ittttt

You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

Please copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out. (:

( UNDER HEEEERE )

EVERYBODY'S DOING IT

Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever music player you have on random.
Step 2: Post a line/stanza from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike the songs when someone guesses correctly.

( sup )

this was basically 50% of my french education. Unfortunately all I learned from this was how to tell people that I am a pineapple and pineapples cannot talk or parachute or ride a bike.

I am exhausted, holy moly. Worked nine hours today and it got FUCKING NUTS.

Today was also pretty weird because my friend-turned-stalker popped up at my work today right in the middle of the goddamn rush. I used to be pretty good friends with him, but he started to get pretty intense -- like getting into drugs and alcohol. He is also pretty self-destructive in a weird kind of way so I kind of... weened him off, I guess. And he's been constantly messaging me and coming to my house at all hours, banging on my door for stretches up to 20 minutes at a time. Or popping up just randomly in stores or at the mall. And now, at my work? I'm starting to get a little edgy, so I'll be censoring what I put on FB (which is kind of sad, considering that it's kind of defeating the point of FB for me, I guess).

S-so does anyone have any advice for me about stalkers?

EDIT; PFFF he doesn't know for HOURS whoopsie.

fuck you guys this is what happens when I try to be a girl

I BURNT MY NECK, FOREHEARD, FINGER AND EAR DOING MY HAIR FOR WORK goddamnit ahhh

❶ Leave me a comment with the name of your favorite song. ok no just say that you want it ok
❷ I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better.
❸ Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
❹ Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.



1. what IS your favorite color

BLUE yeah I like blue

2. why is your rappelz character such a giant dyke geez

WHATS WRONG WITH DYKES HUH /flexes plaid-clad muscles

3. do pandas like burritos or do they prefer the taste of tender human flesh

dave you are my favourite UHHH I guess they'd like bamboo burritos...

4. DO YOU LIKE ORANGE YET

no fuck off it's an awful colour

5. WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE SINGER

YOUR MOM umm Freddie Mercury is a pretty cool guy and I will forever love Regina Spektor ummm yeah



YEAH

I AM EXHAUSTEDDDDD

Today, I went to IKEA, bought furniture, brought it home, moved my room around for about SIX HOURS and put shit together

WHICH WOULD'VE BEEN EASIER HAD THERE BEEN INSTRUCTIONS IN THE BOXES but everything's still standing so I'm just going to guess that I did it right...

Working tomorrow 10AM-6PM, first day on the job!! Wish me luck.

Also, jumping on the bandwagon rofl rofl

DRAWME!

I GOT THE JOB

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's just a shitty minimum wage job but it's better than NO JOB AT ALL. I start Sunday! COLLEGE MONEY HERE I COME!

So I got an interview at M&M meatshop at 10AM which isn't too bad except for the fact that for whatever reason I have to walk my ass over to a store that's MILES AWAY and the only way there is through some WEIRD DIRT ROAD THAT IVE NEVER BEEN ON

IF ONLY I WAS RICH AND DIDNT NEED TO SAVE FOR COLLEGE

AAAAAAAAAAA

I WAS SO BUSY TODAY but I have... nothing to post about alsdkfn it was all so boring uhhh

one thing of note is that I now have an eisel and I am now a true arteest I suppose

it's a heck of a lot nicer than desperately searching for books to prop boards / canvas up against hahaha

uhhhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyeah this is pretty boring

AAAAAAAAAAA

WHY CAN I NOT DRAW ANYTHING WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH ME

WHAT ARE CLOUDS DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY I HAVE OBVIOUSLY NEVER SEEN ONE EVEN WITH A PICTURE REF RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME

WHAT ARE BODIES WHAT IS FORM I DUNNO!!!!

why do I feel the obsessive need to OVERBLEND EVERYTHING ITS OK TO HAVE SHARP GRADATIONS JANA ITS OKAY!!!!

I WILL NEVER GET ANYWHERE IF I SPEND ALL DAY NITPICKING COME ON YOU RETARD YOU CAN DO IT GODDAMNIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So I'm packing up to move into my new room just down the hall and I put on the LOTR soundtrack and epic battle music comes on. I'm bored so I start miming and epic battle with my stuffed animals and my mom comes in.

ME: .....
MOM: ....
ME: Uh--
MOM: FOR GONDOR!!! /punts stuffed animal across the room
ME: PFFFFFT--
MOM: /calmy walks away....

Sometimes she is cool.

I smell really good right now.

So I went out and bought The Sims 3 last night, and since it wouldn't let a teenager (Sim Jana) live alone, I had to make an adult. failaga became my daddy-chans.

In SIms 3 you can choose traits to give your sim -- excitable, flirty, insane, mean, hydrophobic, and so on and so forth. I didn't want to make these two TOO retarded, so I only gave them one negative. I gave myself bad luck, and Jack absent-mindedness. I thought it suited us well. And it did. TOO WELL. I regularly broke shit and Jack would walk around going DURRRRRR DURRRRRRR DURRRRRR and occasionally just walk away from what he was doing. Like leaving food on the oven and BURNING HALF THE KITCHEN DOWN. I only just figured out the capture tool, so there are some shenanigans that are left out -- like Jack giving dirty looks to someone who came in off the street to sleep in his bed and me breaking into tears because I somehow managed to break the shower with a gigantic fucking turd.

But anyway, pics.

( LOTS OF IMAGES, beware! )

THATS ALL FOLKS.

OMG

OMG FULL METAL ALCHEMIST 100

what is GOING TO HAPPEN

I can't take thses cliff hangers for much longer....

MEME TIME

Sharing is Caring! for one week, recommend/share:
Day one: a song
Day two: a picture
Day three: a book/ebook/fanfic
Day four: a site
Day five: a youtube clip
Day six : a quote
Day seven : whatever tickles your fancy

( a cut to save your f-list!! )